Short Stories: Delayed ‘Mid-Life’ Crisis

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A 45-year-old man (John) woke up one day, only to find that he has been asleep for the last 20 years or so.

He fell for the routine of life, and jaded from it all. His 2 kids are grown up and have gone away.

His wife of 27 years left him; a sense of freedom has now reinstalled.

Where does he start from here? Where does he go; what does he do?

This wasn’t a mid-life crisis; he didn’t make this happen nor did he feel in a state of panic.

With no choice but to start over, it is child’s play once more.

Back to the bars he went; here comes the beer and random women, and gladly he will fall.

With a pocket full of money one night, John met this young gal at the bar.

She was attractive & young, way out of his league. Her name was Jane.

She had a tightly wrapped youthful package, big fake breasts, nice hips, juicy ass, the works.

After a few beers, he made a couple jokes, and threw out the gesture, “what would you do for a thousand dollars, babe?”

Jane’s shocking reply was, “hell, for a thousand dollars, I’d do you.”

They quickly got the hell out of there; John took her to his place.

He wrote her a check, but told her it had to be for the whole night.

He also demanded that they do it at least twice and one of the times had to be anal sex.

Jane, although not bothered by his request to stick it up her bunghole, insisted that he wear a condom for both times, but he gave her a wholehearted decline.

She wasn’t going to do it and nearly left, but she needed the money badly because she had a lot of medical bills to pay.

She attempted once more, and this time he said in a less friendly way, “I’m not wearing a friggin’ condom and I want what I paid for, now!”

After hearing his tone, Jane said, “Fine then; you get what you pay for!”

They proceeded with sex, and it was grueling and vigorous. John acted like a savage beast and/or like a caveman that just got turned loose.

He had her in the rear-entry (doggy style) position at first, but he was enjoying it all too well.

John, being afraid he was going to have a premature ejaculation (he didn’t want this for a first impression), switched her to a less stimulating, classic, missionary position.

He continued pumping her for a few more minutes, while squeezing her huge breasts. Then, he started pulling her hair right before he was about to climax.

As he was doing this, with the “condom thought” in his mind, he started thinking about how she might have said that because she wanted no chance at getting pregnant.

Even though he was 45-years-old, there could still be a chance.

So, he frantically pulled out of her vagina and ejaculated all over her chest and onto her face. Ahh, he felt so relieved.

Jane got up, feeling a little disrespected and sarcastically said, “thanks a lot; you could have at least warned me.”

A few hours later, he got his second turn, as he requested, except this time it was anal action.

John didn’t have to worry about getting her pregnant this time, so when he was done, he could unload his semen inside of her sphincter.

She stayed the rest of the night, and left the next morning with her thousand dollar check.

But, before leaving, she asked for his phone number. John quickly gave it to her, in hopes she would come back for more – without having to pay for it.

John felt great after having sex with this young babe; his self-esteem was high and he was on top of his game.

For the next couple of months, he was bar-hopping and having the time of his life.

He got a phone call one morning from Jane, and she told him that she had AIDs.

Now, John realizes he actually has a major mid-life crisis. It was just delayed, don’t ya think?

—The End

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