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Ad Revenue has ruined Quality

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This post is intended to dishearten the readers; no bull-shit here.

Unfortunately, with all the advertising opportunities that are readily available to the public, bloggers, content writers, and pretty much anybody who gets online, you can sell ads no matter what you write and who you are! Advertisements are not the problem, it is the ones writing the content for manipulation that are to blame for these lackluster, supposed things they call “articles.”

It gets to the point where I hate saying the words ‘writers’…’article’ or calling information ‘content’…… Is it? Really? What are you trying to sell???

Ad Revenue has not only ruined quality, it has ruined a significant portion of the (www.) world wide web.  I’ve seen way too much crap, incorrect info, spam/scraper sites, poppycock, hogwash, and baloney that has been published, approved and showed up on ‘search results’ from major Search Engines, to know what I’m saying is true.

We have too many people trying to make nickles & dimes while typing about things they either know nothing about or simply by typing about nothing.

Occasionally, I’ll amuse myself and search on the web for stuff that I’m either highly knowledgeable about or have firsthand experience in, and I’m stricken & sickened with the erroneous information that materializes in front of me…but never shocked (anymore) by the repulsive amount of advertisements that lay before my eyes.

Look, I know the inner-workings of some things, especially Ad Revenue, and there is only one definite, precise, absolute, utter way to extinguish this dilemma between keeping the web content high-quality or letting the Ads continue to be set aloft into the blogosphere and everywhere else on the web, which diminishes quality……and that would be an intense screening of the “publishers” so they would get their “works” examined by the companies paying for the advertisement to begin with.   Don’t let just anyone try to sell ads; this free-for-all is exactly the problem!  You got idiots talking to the same ilks, while giving a lot of us more to filter out, all in the process of “searching on the web.”  Yeah, I’d hate to be the spider responsible for this mess.

Most of the ad-pushers (not all of them) taint the quality, misinform the readers and give the ones that actually know, more bull-shit to sort through.  Good job, to all of y’all desperate fucks without a laborious task at hand; lets just sell ourselves to the bottomless pit of the advertising abyss.

I know too many people that just type anything in their supposed article,  and get frantic over silly “keywords” for their “SEO” that it just makes me sick!  What are you, a freakin’ robot that uses unintelligible jargon?  Do you even know what you’re talking about, do you even care, or are you more worried about some stupid Search Engine’s Algorithm in hopes you’re found on some moronic Search Query so you can sell ads to misinformed people!?

Sometimes, I get so disgusted with these imbecilic, doltish freaks, it makes me want to have an internal & external combustion that sets my selective, (chosen upon sight) advertising adversaries on fire!

Who knows, maybe I’m writing this just to possibly sell some ads in the present or future.  I did put this post in the ‘rant’ section, so I’m definitely trying to be relevant, pertinent, and germane……you know, for SEO reasons, right?  Ha-ha!

Update:  Some time early in 2011, Google did execute what they called a “Panda Update” that helped lower the rank of content farms and certain types of scraper/spam websites, so this helped some, but the crappy articles with poor information is still ranking high on some sites.   By the way, if you do decided to go with a PPC revenue, Google AdSense seems to be the best; cheers!

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Redirect ‘Global Warming’ Debates

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There has been a superfluous face-off of late, featuring critics, scientists, politicians, writers (many of which, are unqualified, imbecilic bloggers), marketing morons, environmentalists, back-wooded hillbillies and commenting fools on blogs, forums, et cetera,  all wanting to dive into this global, opinionated vier:

Global Warming is Real  versus Global Warming is a Hoax.

Is this a battle between old, earth-loving science theories vs. big-oil-loving, persuaded, paid-off, pseudo-intellectual idiocies?

Is this really a skirmish between futuristic conjectures – in hopes to save the planet from mankind’s damaging effects or is there more hidden secrets involved with the marketing industries and global money?  You know, like, corporate “big shots” getting their palms greased…..

Are the scientists who promote the idea of Global Warming is a Hoax, onto something good?  Even if they are correct with their misleading assertion, we do not need to keep going in the direction we are going, unless you get-off on mass pollution, poor drinking water, plagues and extinction – with or without the “Warming Effect.”

Is this a conflict between who is simply right or wrong?  Is there any absoluteness to any of this?  The latter question I can answer, the rest of the queries were, if answered by anyone,  trivial hogwash, better known as psycho-babble bull-shit.

We should redirect Global Warming debates toward a more pertinent global subject, one that effects us, regardless of contradictory theories about the “Warming Effect” of the Homo sapiens, such as:  alternative energy sources, clean-air acts, mandatory recycling (with germane mandates to enforce), energy-efficient housing to replace all buildings upon each renovation or reconstruction, environmental preservation, other ways to cultivate food from new types of substrate, et cetera, so forth and whatnot.

If you notice, all of those things I just listed, without regard to either theory in conflict, leans toward the “Global Warming is Real” activists.  This is not because of science, but out of common awareness that human beings are good at fucking stuff up. I don’t care if you have a formula with scientific data, which debunks Global Warming, that proves this planet is always cooling and warming at eccentric cycles that are controlled by Saturn and Jupiter’s alignment with a local dwelling Orangutan’s gonadal sac.  Don’t care; don’t want to hear it.

Keep it simple, for simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.


Random Blog Links: Monetary Obsession in the World & Who Discovered Fire?

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‘Christmas Rebellion’

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It is that time of year and yes, for the unfortunate retail folks (Wal-Mart workers included) bearing the weight of the ferocious frugalities known to man…and for all the other superstitious, sentimental gluts and flatulent fucks:   the season to be frolicked is finally here.  Yeah, praise be … ?

Is it just me, or has the “holidays” become more of a merchandising method of madness, an obligation to a gift-giving notion (to people you rarely even relate to), an indecisive, annual, and a possible last-minute debacle that you often dread?

Don’t get me wrong, I totally see the glee in traditions geared towards a family, but I’m speaking from a common/typical normalcy that has evolved into this gadget-infested life of cold-hearted, computerized, illogical idiocies – while simultaneously conveying this wonderfully stress-free idea of a “Christmas Rebellion.”

Look here, to the ones who are disconcerted, dear moronic imbeciles:

How many people look at Christmas as anything other than gift-swapping and get-togethers with FOOD?

Okay…   Why can’t y’all supposed close-knit individuals do this without a calendar, or maybe even display this “group hug” crap – anytime of the year???  You know, since we all just love everybody and are just so damn fuckin’ cordial to each other, right?   [Ha!]

If there is all this “love,” then why just share it on the “holidays?”  Is there a reason for this pretension of bull-shit that gets exploited and manipulated by the marketing industry every year now?  Is there a sacredness to these dates?  Yeah, well, the Winter Solstice is historically known for providing lots of festivals, celebrations, royal feasts, pagan parties, and even the Christians managed to get their fork into this seasonal pie as well; and most likely, there were many other amusing, astute, amplified sovereign acts that transpired during this time of year – down through the timetables of history. Speaking of that, even the damn so-called “Mayan Prophecy of Doom” is roughly aligned along the same beloved time of year.

—Merry Christmas (Ha-ha-ha!)

—————>‘Click Here’ to Shop for Gag Gifts (great for the hard-to-shop-for people!)<—————

Fuck you, Santa

Fuck off, Santa…you feign, heroic bastard……